Steinbrenner Jokes

President Clinton is invited by George Steinbrenner to opening day at Yankee Stadium. Mr. Steinbrenner asks the President, "Mr. President... Bill... since you are my special guest, and today is opening day, we'd like for you to throw out the first pitch."
President Clinton say excitedly, "SURE, I'D LOVE TOO...SOUUUIIEEEE!"
So before the game begins, the President is introduced to the crowd... the crowd applauds...Bill does the Presidential wave thing...and then, he picks up Hillary, raises her above his head, and gives her the good heave ho straight across home plate. "SOUUUUIIEEEE". The crowd goes WILD!
George Steinbrenner puts his hand on Clinton shoulder and says, "That was just FANTASTIC...but I said 'throw out the first PITCH!"

In baseball news, the New York Yankees were eliminated today by the lowly Detroit Tigers in the American League Divison Series. Yankees owner George Steinbrenner vowed from his hospital bed that he will do whatever it takes to acquire every ball player that's either "Over 38 years of age" or "...makes over $10million a year." Steinbrenner went on to explain how acquiring a player that fits both criterias would be "Ideal for the organization, even if it means trading away our entire minor league system."

Steinbrenner then advised GM Brian Cashman to "resign that Alex Rodriguez for double what he makes now."

Yankees fans all over the tri-state area can be heard praying for a 9/11 sequel, but this time they want Bin Laden to land some planes in both Steinbrenner's luxury box and Rodriguez's living room.