"Cheer Up Yankees Fans" joke
In baseball news, the New York Yankees were eliminated today by the lowly Detroit Tigers in the American League Divison Series. Yankees owner George Steinbrenner vowed from his hospital bed that he will do whatever it takes to acquire every ball player that's either "Over 38 years of age" or "...makes over $10million a year." Steinbrenner went on to explain how acquiring a player that fits both criterias would be "Ideal for the organization, even if it means trading away our entire minor league system."
Steinbrenner then advised GM Brian Cashman to "resign that Alex Rodriguez for double what he makes now."
Yankees fans all over the tri-state area can be heard praying for a 9/11 sequel, but this time they want Bin Laden to land some planes in both Steinbrenner's luxury box and Rodriguez's living room.
Not enough votes...