Alex Rodriguez Jokes
Alex Rodriguez was recently spotted receiving blond highlights at a salon in New York. Unfortunately for the Yankees, they're this season's only highlights.
Alex Rodriguez was spotted in two cities squiring two different women last week. Or as Steve Garvey called it, "a slow night".
Alex Rodriguez is opting for surgery. Unfortunately it will be on his hip, and not his brain.
Alex Rodriguez apologized for his steroid use, and expects fans to forgive him, especially since he’s never used any in October. By owning up to his past indiscretions, Rodriguez has shown he's smarter than Barry Bonds. Then again, a single celled amoeba nursing a hangover is also smarter than Barry Bonds.
Alex Rodriguez was spotted with six different women on Valentine's Day weekend. Clearly, his performance enhancer is Cialis.