Kramer Jokes

Michael Richards and his two hecklers have agreed to meet. Richards plans on apologizing for being racist, while the hecklers will apologize for being interrupting, self-agrandizing pricks.

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Martinez, California:Gus Kramer faces an unusual challenge in his race for county assessor: His opponents would rather see a dead man elected.Kramer's only rival in the Contra Costa County race, Dan Hallissy, died of a heart attack April 10 - too late for anyone else to run.But Hallissy's name will remain on the ballot for the June 7 nonpartisan primary. And the incumbent assessor is working to get him elected.Voters should have "a chance to elect an honest, experienced person to this office," said assessor John Biasotti.A Hallissy victory would force a special election next March, open to any candidate.U.S. Representative Bill Baker, a Republican, also is backing the posthumous effort. His spokesman said voters should have a choice.Kramer, who briefly stopped campaigning to mark Hallissy's death, decried the effort as a "classical more...

Michael Richards aka'Kramer' responded to a heckler at an LA comedy club with racial comments. What he meant to say:
"Shut up...*n* word...I have a really good friend who's black."

People in the mid-west are referring to one another by new slang. Its not uncommon to hear "so who's my Kramer?" anywhere on the streets. Some are insulted by this, because they find it offensive.
Some find it so offensive they refer to it as the "K word". Which in turn offended the underground fringe group "Unknown friends of Superman." Claiming they have referred to the "K word" as Kryptonite since 1982.

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