Rejection Jokes / Recent Jokes

Subject: Human Resources
Dear Hiring Manager,
Thank you for your letter of March 16.
After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in your department. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite your companies' outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely,
Interviewee

Q: What is the ultimate rejection?
A: Your hand falls asleep while masterbating.

Q: What's the ultimate rejection? A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

What is the ultimate rejection?
When you're jerking yourself off, and your hand falls asleep.

What is the ultimate rejection?
When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!

What is the ultimate rejection? When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!

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