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There was once a Gujarati living in USA called Raju Patel, who was involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to tell him what had happened to him.
"I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash."
"Car crash! My Porsche! Is my car all right?" he asked hysterically.

"Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries - you lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it," she said apologetically.

"I lost my arm? My Rolex! My Rolex!"

"Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are in a very critical condition, but all your family are here to see you."

He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, he called for each of them by name. "Shilpa, are you here?"

"I am here husband, and I will never leave more...

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Raju inserted the following advertisement in the newspaper:
The most wonderful discovery of the 20th century! How to write without pen and ink. Send only a rupee for particulars.
Thousands parted with a rupee and wrote to Raju. By return of post, he sent a postcard to all of them saying,' Use a pencil.'

Once my cousin, who was expecting her second child, was advising her son Raju to be a good boy and drink his glass of milk. But Raju insisted on taking tea. When repeated efforts failed, his mother tried to cajole him and asked,' Raju, would you like me to give you a brother or a sister?'
'I would like to have a sister,' replied Raju.
'If you want to have a sister, you better drink your milk. If you take tea, you will get a brother.'
'Mummy, what would I get if I take coffee?' asked Raju.

A WIFE to her husband:' Can you tell me the difference between Truth and Belief?'
Husband, replying thoughtfully after a short pause:' Look, Dear, "Raju is your son" is a Truth; "Raju is my son" is a Belief.'