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    Official Investigation

    Hot 6 years ago

    Down around the Texas-Louisiana border, there has been a recent rash of illegal cock fighting, with quite a bit of gambling. The director of the Louisiana State Police finally bent to public pressure and sent an investigator to get to the bottom of the problem.
    The crack investigator, Boudreaux, took an unmarked cruiser and headed for Mamou. He was gone for two days and arrived back in Baton Rouge to report to the director.
    He reported that there were three major groups involved in the illegal cock fighting - Texas Aggies, Cajuns and the Mafia.
    Of course, the boss wanted to know how he surmised this, and he replied that he knew there were Texas Aggies involved when he saw someone enter a duck into the fight.
    He knew that there were Cajuns involved when someone bet on the duck.
    He then stated that he was absolutely positive that the Mafia was involved when the duck won!

    Patel's Accident

    Hot 5 years ago

    There was once a Gujarati living in USA called Raju Patel, who was involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to tell him what had happened to him.
    "I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash."
    "Car crash! My Porsche! Is my car all right?" he asked hysterically.

    "Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries - you lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it," she said apologetically.

    "I lost my arm? My Rolex! My Rolex!"

    "Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are in a very critical condition, but all your family are here to see you."

    He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, he called for each of them by name. "Shilpa, are you here?"

    "I am here husband, and I will never leave more...

    The old lady in the bank

    Hot 5 years ago

    A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase Manhattan
    Bank holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young man
    at the window that she wished to take the 3 million she had in the
    bag and open an account with the bank. She said that first, though,
    she wished to meet the president of Chase Manhattan Bank due to the
    amount of money involved.
    The teller seemed to think that was a reasonable request and after
    opening the paper bag and seeing the bundles of 1,000 bills which
    amounted to right around 3 million, telephoned the bank's secretary
    to obtain an appointment for the lady.
    The lady was escorted upstairs and ushered into the president's
    office. Introductions were made and she stated that she would like
    to get to know the people she did business with on a more personal
    level. The bank president then asked her where she came into such a
    large amount of money. "Was it an inheritance?" he asked. more...

    Where's the P?

    Hot 6 years ago

    A little boy was in school, he raised his hand and asked the teacher to go to the bathroom. The teacher said, "First you have to say your abc's." So the kid says, "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz." The teacher says, "You forgot the P. Where's the P." And the boy says, "running down my leg."
    A little old lady walked into the... "A little old lady walked into the main branch of the Chase Manhattan Bank
    holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young man at the window
    that she wished to open an account with the bank and deposit the $3 million
    she had in the bag. She said that prior to doing so she wished to meet the
    president of the bank due to the large amount of money involved.
    The teller opened the bag and saw bundles of $100 bills and thinking this a
    reasonable request telephoned the president's secretary to make an appointment
    for the lady.
    Later the lady was escorted upstairs and ushered into the more...

    Docs Go To Heaven

    Hot 2 years ago

    Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see where they would end up. St. Peter asked the first one what he did on earth, and he said he was an obstetrician. St. Peter asked what an obstetrician did and the doc told him. "Sounds pretty good; okay you can go in to Heaven."

    The second doc said he was a pediatrician and had to explain what that involved. St. Peter said, "Sounds very useful, very good--you can go in too."

    The third doc said he was the chief man in charge of a whole HMO conglomerate.

    "Well, what's that?" asked St. Peter.
    So the doc told him exactly what that involved.
    "Sounds very important, very useful. You can go in too."

    So the third doc goes in the Gates and starts to walk up the stairs. St. Peter turns and calls after him, "Oh, by the way, you can only stay three days."

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