Rainbow Jokes / Recent Jokes

3 women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead were told that if they slide down a magical rainbow and shouted what they wanted to land in they would land in it.
The redhead shouted, MEN. and she lands in a group of men.
The brunette shouts, MONEY. And lands in a pile of money.
The blonde shouts, WEEEEEEEE... and well...

How did the rainbow know is was lost?-It was a clear day

Your momma soooooooo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out

There can be no rainbow without a cloud and a storm.

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?-Your pants are on backwards