"Down the rainbow" joke

3 women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead were told that if they slide down a magical rainbow and shouted what they wanted to land in they would land in it.
The redhead shouted, MEN. and she lands in a group of men.
The brunette shouts, MONEY. And lands in a pile of money.
The blonde shouts, WEEEEEEEE... and well...

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

85
61

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

83
43

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

124
61

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

93
46

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.

The Indian Chief proclaims,

"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger... In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days."

"Before I kill you, I more...

64
30
Be first to comment!
remember me
follow replies
Funny Joke? 13 vote(s). 62% are positive. 0 comment(s).