3 women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead were told that if they slide down a magical rainbow and shouted what they wanted to land in they would land in it.
The redhead shouted, MEN. and she lands in a group of men.
The brunette shouts, MONEY. And lands in a pile of money.
The blonde shouts, WEEEEEEEE... and well...
Your momma is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out and everybody said," taste the rainbow."
There can be no rainbow without a cloud and a storm.
your momma so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out!
an english man was on top of the rainbow with a pain of glass in front of him and a pot of gold on the end of the rainbow. the only way to get to the gold was to someway get over the glass.
he ran into the glass but smacked his head and passed out.
an leprichorn seeing this wished he could fly so he could get over the glass to the gold. doing this he flew into a bird and was knocked down.
seeing this a jewish rabbi sang a rendicion of "somewhere over the rainbow" which broke the glass and he got to the gold.