Raggedy Jokes

Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store? A: She was caught sitting on Pinocchio's face and shouting "Lie lie lie!"

I'm a Raggedy Ann in a Barbie doll world.

What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A little red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen? A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"