Charles Jokes

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    POPE

    Hot 2 months ago

    In Year 1981
    1. Prince Charles got married
    2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
    3. Australia lost the Ashes
    4. Pope Died
    In Year 2005
    1. Prince Charles got married (again)
    2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe(again)
    3. Australia lost the Ashes (again)
    4. Pope Died (again)
    Moral of the story -
    In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry....
    Please warn the Pope

    Doesn't Look Good

    Hot 3 years ago

    After he finished examining Bertha, the doctor went into the hallway to talk to her husband Charles.
    "I don't want to alarm you, Charles, but I don't like the way your wife looks at all," the doctor said grimly.
    "I don't either, doc," replied Charles, "but she's a wonderful cook and really good with the kids."

    Charles Barkley

    Hot 2 years ago

    TNT analyst Charles Barkley is taking a leave of absence from the broadcast chair. The chair is thrilled.

    "Charles the First walked and talked half an hour after his head was cut off."
    Make sense?
    It should be-
    "Charles the First walked and talked. Half an hour after, his head was cut off."

    A lawyer enters his client's cell on death row and says, "Well, Charles, I have good news and bad news for you."
    "What's the bad news?" Charles asks.
    "The bad news is the Governor has refused to issue a stay of your execution!" replies the lawyer.
    "That's bad news alright," Charles says gloomily. "I can't imagine what the good news could possibly be."
    "The goods news is," the lawyer replies proudly, "I managed to get your voltage reduced!"

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