Charles Jokes

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    POPE

    Hot 8 months ago

    In Year 1981
    1. Prince Charles got married
    2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
    3. Australia lost the Ashes
    4. Pope Died
    In Year 2005
    1. Prince Charles got married (again)
    2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe(again)
    3. Australia lost the Ashes (again)
    4. Pope Died (again)
    Moral of the story -
    In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry....
    Please warn the Pope

    Doesn't Look Good

    Hot 4 years ago

    After he finished examining Bertha, the doctor went into the hallway to talk to her husband Charles.
    "I don't want to alarm you, Charles, but I don't like the way your wife looks at all," the doctor said grimly.
    "I don't either, doc," replied Charles, "but she's a wonderful cook and really good with the kids."

    Charles Barkley

    Hot 2 years ago

    TNT analyst Charles Barkley is taking a leave of absence from the broadcast chair. The chair is thrilled.

    Have you seen Ray Charles' wife?
    Neither has he!

    I heard this from a Welsh friend of mine,
    Peter Gardiner, who lives in London.
    It is the wedding day of Prince Charles and
    Lady Di. Charles had been up late the night
    before boozing with his old Navy buddies,
    woke up late, threw on his clothes and rushed
    to the Royal Coach and set off. In the coach,
    he noticed that he had forgotten his shoes, so
    he borrowed the ones his valet was wearing,
    but they were 2 sizes too small.
    Charles made it through the ceremony, then
    through the reception with his feet in agony the
    whole time, and finally with great
    relief, went upstairs with his new bride.
    Their departure was noticed by the Queen and
    Queen Mother who followed them up and
    listened at the the door. First they heard,
    "Ohhh, ohhh, that feels so goood, it was sooo
    tight."
    "I told you she was," said the Queen to the
    Queen Mother.
    Then they heard,
    "Ohhh, ohhh, ohhh, ahhhh, that feels more...

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