"Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?" joke

Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store? A: She was caught sitting on Pinocchio's face and shouting "Lie lie lie!"

A farmer, upset with his low yield of eggs, decided to go to town to buy a fresh rooster who could liven things up a bit with his hens. The man at the supply store told him he wished he could help, but all he had was this incredible randy rooster.
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