Quickie Jokes / Recent Jokes

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.
As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks Clinton,
"Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a
quickie!"
"A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the past
situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea.
I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu!" She walks
away.
Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced Quiche."

Bill Clinton and Al Gore went into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu, the waitress came over and asked Clinton, "Are you ready to order, sir?"
Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie."
"A quickie?!" the waitress replies with disgust. "Sir, given the current situation of your personal life, I don't believe that's a good idea. I'll come back later when you are ready to make an order from the MENU." She walks away.
Al Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "Sir, it's pronounced 'Quiche'"

Bill and Carol lived in a small city apartment and decided that the only way they could grab a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten year old son in the apartment, was to send him out on the balcony and instruct him to report on all the neighborhood activities. They figured that spying, to a young boy, would be a lot of fun and would distract him for a while.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into motion.
"Someone's car is being towed from the parking lot," he said. "A fire truck just drove by."
A few moments passed. "Martin's riding a new bike," he called out to his parents. "It looks like the Hudsons have company and the Caldwells are having sex."
His parents immediately bolted upright in bed, "How do you know that?" his startled mother asked.
"Their kid, Jimmy, is standing out on the balcony too!" the boy replied.