Punjabis Jokes

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    One Bengali is a poet.
    Two Bengalis is a film society.
    Three Bengalis is a political party.
    Four Bengalis is two political parties.
    One Punjabi is a 100 kg hulk named Pinky.
    Two Punjabis is a Pinky with his brother Twinky.
    Three Punjabis is an assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
    Four Punjabis is a combined IQ equal to one.
    One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav.
    Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad.
    Three Biharis is a caste killing.
    Four Biharis is the entire literate population of Patna.
    One Mallu is a coconut stall.
    Two Mallus is a boat race.
    Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket.
    Four Mallus is an oil slick.
    One UP bhaiyya is a milkman.
    Two UP bhaiyyas is a halwai shop.
    Three UP bhaiyyas is a fist-fight in the UPassembly.
    Four UP bhaiyyas is a mosque-destruction squad.
    One Gujju is a share-broker in a Bombay train.
    Two Gujjus is a rummy game in a Bombay more...

    There was a tailor who specialised in making kurtas known in East Pakistan (now Bangladesh) as Punjabis. He was interrogated by the Pakistani CID.' What do you do?'
    The tailor replied,' Sir, I only cut Punjabis.' He was promptly put under arrest.

    NB: PLEASE DONT GET OFFENDED..... TAKE IT WITH A FUNNY NERVE
    Bengali
    One Bengali is a poet
    Two Bengalis is a film society
    Three Bengalis is a political party
    Four Bengalis is two political parties
    -Bihari
    One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav
    Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad
    Three Biharis is a caste killing
    Four Biharis is the entire literate population of Patna
    -Punjabi
    One Punjabi is a 100 kg hulk named Pinky
    Two Punjabis is a Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky
    Three Punjabis is an assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds
    Four Punjabis is a combined IQ equal to one
    -Mallu
    One Mallu is a coconut stall
    Two Mallus is a boat race
    Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket
    Four Mallus is an oil slick
    -UP Bhaiyya
    One UP bhaiyya is a milkman
    Two UP bhaiyyas is a halwai shop
    Three UP bhaiyyas is a fist-fight in the UP assembly
    Four UP bhaiyyas is a more...

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