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A koala walks into a bar one night, slams his paw down on the table, and orders a drink. When he's done, slam goes his paw again for more. This goes on for about half an hour, and just when he was going to do it again, the barkeep told him if he was looking for a good time, there was some one in the back room who could help him, the koala decides why not and goes into the back room. There he meets a prostitute who is waiting for him. That night he has the best sex he has ever had. After the prostitute turns to the koala and says, "How about my money," the koala looked confused and the prostitute brought out a dictionary and it said...PROSTITUTE: Has sex for money.
So in response the koala turn to the definition for the koala and it says. KOALA: Eats bush and leaves.

What's the difference between a prostitute, your mistress and your wife?
The prostitute says, "Are you done yet?"
Your mistress says, "You're not done yet!"
And your wife says, "Beige, I think we ought to paint the ceiling beige."

Sister Catherine was asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up. Little Sheila said, "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!" Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barked, "What did you say?!" "A prostitute!" Sheila exclaimed. Sister Catherine breathed a sight of relief and said "Whew! Thank God! I thought you said' A Protestant'!"

Sister Catherine was asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up.
Little Sheila said, "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!"
Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barked, "What did you say?!"
"A prostitute!" Sheila exclaimed.
Sister Catherine breathed a sight of relief and said "Whew! Thank God! I thought you said' A Protestant'!"

Bill Clinton was out jogging one morning when he came across a prostitute at an intersection. He asked her what she would charge for an evening.
She replyed that she charges $150 dollars. Bill then asked if she would spend the evening for $10.
She said no and Bill jogged away.
The next day Bill was out jogging with Hillary. The prostitute was back at the same intersection.
As Bill and Hillary passed the intersection the prostitute called out "Well thats what you get for $10".

a blone who was a prostitute ends up becoming pregnant, on the day that she has the baby once it is born the doctor says, "Congrats its a baby boy!"
the blonde replies, "Well thats nice but i have one question: you see I am a prostitute and I do alot of guys so i was wondering if there was anyway you could tell me if this is my child or not?"

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: At least the prostitute stops screwing you once you're dead.