Koala Jokes

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    Koala With Hooker

    Hot 1 year ago

    A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the prostitute.
    She wakes up and decides that since it feels so good she'll let him finish. The koala finishes, wipes his chin, climbs off the bed and heads for the door. The prostitute jumps up and yells at him "Hey, you have to pay for that". The koala shrugs and continues to head for the door.
    The prostitute yells at him again, "Hey you have to pay for that. I'm a prostitute". She gets up and pulls a dictionary off a shelf and shows the koala the definition.
    PROSTITUTE
    (n) a person receiving payment for sexual services.
    The koala shrugs, takes the dictionary and turns the pages to the definition of koala bear.
    KOALA
    (n.) a small bear that eats bushes and leaves.

    Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
    Because it was dead.
    Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
    Because it was hit by the first koala.
    Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
    Because it thought it was a game and joined in.

    Why did the Koala

    Hot 3 years ago

    Why did the first Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.
    Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?
    It was stapled to the first.
    Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?
    It thought suicide was in.
    Why did the fourth Koala fall out of the tree?
    It had a grand piano tied to it's foot.
    Why did the fifth Koala fall out of the tree?
    It was hit by the piano stool.
    Why did the Kangaroo drop dead?
    It was hit by 5 Koalas and a grand piano.

    A koala bear

    Hot 5 years ago

    A koala bear comes to the city and wants to be like the rest of the men, so he hires a prostitute and has sex with her. In the morning he bangs her one more time and grabs his stuff to leave. The prostitute says" Wait, you have to pay me." She shows him the definition of protitute:has sex and gets paid. The koala shows her he definition of koala bear: eats bush and leaves.

    A koala walks into a bar one night, slams his paw down on the table, and orders a drink. When he's done, slam goes his paw again for more. This goes on for about half an hour, and just when he was going to do it again, the barkeep told him if he was looking for a good time, there was some one in the back room who could help him, the koala decides why not and goes into the back room. There he meets a prostitute who is waiting for him. That night he has the best sex he has ever had. After the prostitute turns to the koala and says, "How about my money," the koala looked confused and the prostitute brought out a dictionary and it said...PROSTITUTE: Has sex for money.
    So in response the koala turn to the definition for the koala and it says. KOALA: Eats bush and leaves.

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