Prostate Jokes

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    Charlie is sitting in the doctor's waiting room, when George, a causal acquaintance, walks in and sits next to him.
    "W w what are yy you dd doing hh here?" George asks.
    "I'm waiting to see the doctor," replies Charlie.
    "Ww what's the mmm matter? Ww why dd do yyy you ww want to sss see him? George inquires.
    "Well, I have a prostate problem," Charlie says.
    "A pp prostate ppp problem, ww what's th th that?" asks George.
    "If you must know, I pee like you talk!" explains Charlie.

    Senator John Kerry, recovering from prostate surgery, was told it would be six weeks before he could be sexually active.
    John Edwards called to wish Kerry well.
    Al Sharpton called Kerry to offer prayers.
    Howard Dean called with encouragement on recovery.
    Bill Clinton called Teresa.

    The New York Yankees recently offered fans free prostate exams. The exams simulate what it's like finding a parking spot near the stadium.

    My uncle went for a prostate exam yesterday. After pulling his pants down and bending over, he asked the doctor to use 2 fingers this time. " Why do you want me to use two fingers? " asked the doctor." My uncle replied, " Because i wanted a second opinion! "

    A man walks into his doctor's office and sits down in the waiting room. While he is waiting his turn to be seen, an acquaintance walks in and sits down next to him. The newcomer asks "W w what are yyy you ddd doing here Fred?" The man replies, " I am waiting to see the doctor." "W wwhy dd do yyy you wwant to sss see hhim?" The man replies, "Well, if you must know, I have a prostate problem. " A pp prostate ppp problem, wwhat's ttthat?" "Well, if you must know. I pee like you talk."

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