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    I bought some powdered water but I don't know what to add to it.

    I bought some powdered water, but I don`t know what to add to it.

    Santa and his son were visiting America for the very first time.
    Santa was at a Local Food store going up and down the aisles with his son.
    Santa asked, "What is this??
    Santa's son, "Powdered orange juice"
    Santa, "Powdered orange juice??"
    Son: "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice."
    A few minutes later, in a different aisle Santa asked again, "And what is this? Son, "Powdered milk"
    Santa, "Powdered milk??"
    Son: "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!"
    A few minutes later, in a different aisle...
    Santa, "And give a look here! Baby Powder !! What a country, What a country!"

    A father, visiting America, from Europe for the very first time, goes up and down the isles with his son at the local Giant Food Store.

    "Vas diss? Powdered Orange Juice?"

    "Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh' orange juice.'". .. A few minutes later, in a different aisle. .. "Und vas dis? Powdered milk?? "

    "Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!". .. A few minutes later, in a different aisle. .. "Und give a look here! Baby Powder! Vat a country, vat a country!"

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