Orange Jokes

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    A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
    using a bowl of Lifesavers.
    The children began to say:
    "Red... cherry,"
    "Yellow... lemon,"
    "Green... lime,"
    "Orange... orange,"
    Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
    After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.
    "Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may
    sometimes call your father."
    One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:
    "Oh, my God! They're assholes!!!

    Orange Yarn

    Hot 2 years ago

    Abraham is an old Jewish man who is a yarn merchant. He lives next door to the biggest anti-Semite in town. One day the anti-Semite calls up Abraham and says,' Hey Jew!!!... I need a piece of orange yarn. The length must be from the tip of your nose to the tip of your penis, and I want it delivered tomorrow.'

    Abe says,' OK.'

    The next morning the Anti-Semite is awakened at 7 AM by the sound of running engines. He runs outside to see a row trucks lined up one after the other, dumping truckful after truckful of orange yarn in his front yard. Soon his yard is a 5-foot deep sea of orange yarn. Abe then presents a bill for $18,000 to the anti-Semite.

    The guy starts yelling and screaming at Abe.' What is this? This is not what I asked for! I told you I needed a piece of yarn from the end of your nose to the tip of your penis. Look at this place! What do you have to say for yourself?'

    Straightfaced, Abe replies' I'm very careful when I deal with more...

    Orange Juice

    Hot 4 years ago

    You might be a redneck if you stare at the orange juice container because it says concentrate on it!

    Orange dick

    Hot 4 years ago

    A man walks into the doctors office for his appointment... when the doctor comes to see him, he asks, "Whats the problem?" The man pulls down his pants and and shows the doc that he has an orange dick... Amazed at what he sees, the doctor runs a series of tests and the results show that the man has no type of sickness. The doctor asks, "Do you work in a place that is exposed to any chemicals?" "No, I don't work" he says. The doc asks, "Then what do you do all day?" The man responds, "I sit at home, watch porno movies and eat cheetos."

    Flavor test

    Hot 3 years ago

    A man was doing a study of children's senses in a first-grade class using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave the children all the same kind of Lifesaver and asked them, "What is the flavor, and what color is it?" The children began to say, "Red... cherry... yellow... lemon... lime... green... orange... orange."
    Finally, he gave them all honey Lifesavers. The children suck on them for a while, but can't decipher the taste. "Well," he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother would call your father."
    One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out, and yelled: "Everybody spit it out, they're assholes!"

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