"Orange Juice" joke

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You might be a redneck if you stare at the orange juice container because it says concentrate on it!

What is the difference between a faggot and a refridgerator?
The fridge dont fart when you pull the meat out.

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.

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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run. She still has the grenade in her mouth.

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