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    Ganguly’s Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
    Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai!

    A father, visiting America, from Europe for the very first time, goes up and down the isles with his son at the local Giant Food Store.

    "Vas diss? Powdered Orange Juice?"

    "Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh' orange juice.'". .. A few minutes later, in a different aisle. .. "Und vas dis? Powdered milk?? "

    "Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!". .. A few minutes later, in a different aisle. .. "Und give a look here! Baby Powder! Vat a country, vat a country!"

    Dearest Ms Julie Yeh,
    I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with
    you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting
    held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present
    myself as a prospective lover.
    Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three
    months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of
    course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job
    training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from
    lover to spouse.
    The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would
    initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance,
    I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded
    enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.
    I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving
    this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled more...

    Mickey Mouse: Ajit, Muzhe Ramayan padhnee hai.
    Ajeet: Raabert, isse wall peh chipka do
    Raabert: yeh kyon baas?
    Ajeet: Taaki yeh waal-mickey kehlaygaa aur usse Ramayan apne aap samazh me ayegee!

    Yeh tri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,
    Yeh tra chehra khila-khila sa,
    jab tre chehre par haath fera,
    Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila…

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