Plum Jokes

What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater.

>>The Lovers of the Heart
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>>Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
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>>1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
>>2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
>>3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
>>4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
>>5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
>>6. Kiss anywhere else. .. lets not get carried away
>>7. Look in your eyes. .. kiss me
>>8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
>>9. Hand on your waist... I love you to much to let you go
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>>Article 2: The Three Steps
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>>1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
>>2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
>>3. Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare
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>>Article 3: The Commandments
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>>1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
>>2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
>>3. Thou shall kiss at every more...

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How is a rabbit like a plum? Theyre both purple, except for the rabbit.