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    Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
    A: Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
    A: Pharaoh's daughter; she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
    A: Ruth-less.Q: Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
    A: Nebuchadnezzar; he was on grass for seven years.Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
    A: David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
    A: Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.
    A: 2 Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen, "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
    A: Samson; he brought the house down.Q: Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
    A: In the Big Inning, Eve stole first, more...

    A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer rove up and said, "Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died.""Well then, just give me my money back.""Cain't do that. I went and spent it already.""OK then, just unload the donkey.""What ya gonna do with em.""I'm gonna raffle him off.""Ya cain't raffle off a dead donkey!""Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with the dead donkey?""I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 apiece and made a profit of $898.00.""Didn't no one complain?""Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2.00 back."

    Biblical Questions and Answers

    Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible?
    A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

    Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
    A. Pharaoh`s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

    Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
    A. Ruth-less.

    Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

    Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A. David`s Triumph was heard throughout the land.

    Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A. Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.

    Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

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    Biblical Questions and Answers

    Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible?
    A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

    Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
    A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

    Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
    A. Ruth-less.

    Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

    Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

    Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A. Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.

    Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

    Q. more...

    Knock Knock Who's there! Cain! Cain who? Cain you tell!

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