Photos Jokes / Recent Jokes

Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took many pictures of the Dwarves and their surroundings. When she finished her first batch, she took the film to be developed. After a week or so, she went to get the finished photos. The clerk said the photos were not back from the processor. Snow White was so disappointed that she started to cry. The clerk, trying to console her, said kindly, "Don't worry, someday your prints will come."

Curious when I found two black-and-white negatives in a drawer, I had them made into prints. I was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of a younger, slimmer me, taken on one of my first dates with my husband. When I showed him the photos, his face lit up. "Wow, look at that!" he said with appreciation. "It`s my old Plymouth!"

WHEN the announcement was posted on the bulletin board of the pending arrival of the school photographer, the older girls buzzed with excitement planning what they would wear. I assured them that the photos would be head-and-shoulders shots, so there would be no need to get dressed up.
The next morning one pretty, blonde student came to me in a state of great agitation. "Look at me," she wailed, indicating her faded blue jeans and scuffed runners. "You said they would just take pictures of our heads, but they're going to take full-length photos. It says so right on the notice."
We made a quick trip to the bulletin board, where with a look of utter despair she pointed to the line. ."Photos will be taken of the entire student body."

This is a true story...
My father and stepmother knew that my baby brother was going to have
to be born by Caesarian. Nonetheless, flush with parental enthusiasm, they
decided that Dad was to take photos of the event. The roll of film was duly
taken and sent off to be processed, however when we got the little
package back we found it to be full of someone's holiday snaps. There had
been a mix-up and someone else was, at that very moment, finding photos
of an operation instead of beaches and smiling faces...
When the developers arranged a swap they told us the other people
had been "very upset."

We've all been interviewed for jobs. And, we've all spent
most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don't
bite your nails. Don't fidget. Don't interrupt. Don't belch.
If we did any of the don'ts, we knew we'd disqualify
ourselves instantly. But some job applicants go light
years beyond this. We surveyed top personnel executives of
100 major American corporations and asked for stories of
unusual behavior by job applicants. The lowlights:
1. "... stretched out on the floor to fill out the job
application."
2. "She wore a Walkman and said she could listen to me and
the music at the same time."
3. "A balding candidate abruptly excused himself. Returned to
office a few minutes later, wearing a hairpiece."
4. "... asked to see interviewer's resume to see if the
personnel executive was qualified to judge the candidate."
5. "... announced she hadn't had lunch and more...