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    A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
    Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
    Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky
    The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends,
    aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
    There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:
    Dear Becky,
    I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
    Take Care, Ricky

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    your momma so ugly when she took her yearbook picture they only showed the back of her head.

    A furniture dealer from Knoxville, Tennessee, decided that he wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris, France to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris (this being his first trip to the French capitol), he met with some manufacturers and finally selected a line that he thought would sell well back home in Tennessee.
    To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the one other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.
    Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian woman came to his table, asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and motioned toward the chair.
    He invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture more...

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    A group of youngsters were on a field trip to their local police station. While there they noticed a bulletin board with pictures of the ten most wanted criminals. One youngster pointed to one of the photos and asked if it was really a picture of a wanted criminal.
    "It sure is," said the officer. "We want to capture him very badly."
    "Then why didn't you just keep him when you took his picture?" asked the youngster.

    The Horse-Drawn Carriage

    Hot 5 years ago

    Little Jimmy, Little Billy, and Jimmy's father were at an Art Museum. Little Jimmy was looking at a picture of someone in a carriage being pulled by a horse.
    Little Jimmy brought his father over to look at the picture, and he asked his father, "Daddy, what is this?"
    His dad replied, "Why, that is a horse-drawn carriage!"
    Little Jimmy excitedly ran over to Little Billy, brought him back to the picture, and said, "Billy, a horse drew this picture!!"

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