Picture Jokes

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    A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
    Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
    Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky
    The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends,
    aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
    There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:
    Dear Becky,
    I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
    Take Care, Ricky

    Yearbook picture.

    Hot 7 years ago

    your momma so ugly when she took her yearbook picture they only showed the back of her head.

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    A group of youngsters were on a field trip to their local police station. While there they noticed a bulletin board with pictures of the ten most wanted criminals. One youngster pointed to one of the photos and asked if it was really a picture of a wanted criminal.
    "It sure is," said the officer. "We want to capture him very badly."
    "Then why didn't you just keep him when you took his picture?" asked the youngster.

    The Horse-Drawn Carriage

    Hot 7 years ago

    Little Jimmy, Little Billy, and Jimmy's father were at an Art Museum. Little Jimmy was looking at a picture of someone in a carriage being pulled by a horse.
    Little Jimmy brought his father over to look at the picture, and he asked his father, "Daddy, what is this?"
    His dad replied, "Why, that is a horse-drawn carriage!"
    Little Jimmy excitedly ran over to Little Billy, brought him back to the picture, and said, "Billy, a horse drew this picture!!"

    A mom/student won their case suing a high school that denied their son's picture. The picture showed him yielding a prop medieval sword, in violation of the school "no weapons policy." The ACLU got involved and the students photo was allowed.
    Lucky for all the ACLU has finally broken through all the racist/sexist hurdles to attack the heart of the problem: high school photos. Now with this horrible senior photo event behind them, the ACLU is set out to find the criminal who wrote "Bobby Sux" on locker 114 in a middle school in Louisiana.

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