Paris Hilton Jokes / Recent Jokes

The Hilton at the Dulles Airport was closed Saturday after 120 guests were sickened with a contagious disease. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton remains open.

Celebrity tumor Paris Hilton was arrested in Hollywood for suspected drunk driving, but she said she was just speeding to get a late-night burger.
I see a couple things wrong with this story.
1. When Paris is drunk, it's usually someone else doing the driving.
2. She claimed to be "really hungry for an In-N-Out Burger." Again, see #1.

Paris Hilton actually invented a drinking game...Ya, whenever she's on TV for no reason other than she's rich and stupid, you drink.

Paris Hilton had to go to the emergency room on Tuesday for a tetanus shot after being bitten by Baby Luv, her pet kinkajou. It's like Mel Gibson always says, "Kinkajous are responsible for all the tetanus in the world."

Paris Hilton's new straight-to-DVD movie "Pledge This" has critics waxing over her wooden performance.

Hard to believe considering that Paris Hilton spent two days in solitary confinment.

Paris Hilton wants her new mansion to be more environmentally friendly. She admits that she had to be talked into the concept of solar energy, especially the part about the world revolving around something besides her.