Paris Hilton Jokes / Recent Jokes

...Invent Tech, a leading invention patent company, has listed the 3 dumbest inventions ever. The 3rd dumbest invention is the Spartees' Five-Day Live-In Diaper Suit, followed by the Flowbee Haircutting System. The dumbest invention of all time remains Paris Hilton's invention of solar-powered windshield wipers.

Wannabe Pop-Star and full-time skank, Paris Hilton was arrested in Beverly Hill yesterday on susp*cion of driving under the influence, a misdemeanor. Since she was driving erratically, admitted to drinking earlier, and failed a field sobriety test, people begin to wonder where's the'susp*cion'. People are asking if this was celebrity treatment. What or who exactly did she blow?

Elaine Davidson has had 6,005 pricks in her body. Edging out Paris Hilton by 7.

Paris Hilton’s vagina is like a contest on a box of cereal. ‘Many will enter, few will win’

...Paris Hilton has filed suit against the National Enquirer after a reporter called her a "shithead". Hilton then immediately filed suit claiming "defecation of character."

An Anaheim man set a Guiness World Record on Wednesday for "Most Seats Sat in 48 Hours" by sitting in 39,250 seats at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California.

When reached for comment, the man replied, "Man is my ass sore. Now I know what Paris Hilton feels like."

Chestnut swallowed 68 wieners eclipsing the previous record held by Paris Hilton.