Painters Jokes

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    One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the unemployment office to hire someone for the day.
    When he arrived, they didn't have any painters available, but they did have a gynecologist there. He reluctantly took him along to help.
    A couple of weeks later, the painter returned to the unemployment office needing temporary help again. This time there were two painters, but instead he asked for the gynecologist again.
    The clerk asked, "Why do you want a gynecologist when we have two professional painters you can take right now?"
    He said, "Two weeks ago when I hired the gynecologist, we arrived at the house and it was locked with nobody home. But I'll be damned if that gynecologist didn't stick his hand through the mail slot and paint the whole house!"

    One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the unemployment office to hire someone for the day.
    When he arrived, they didn't have any painters available, but they did have a gynecologist there. He reluctantly took him along to help.
    A couple of weeks later, the painter returned to the unemployment office needing temporary help again. This time there were two painters, but instead he asked for the gynecologist again.
    The clerk asked, "Why do you want a gynecologist when we have two professional painters you can take right now?"
    He said, "Two weeks ago when I hired the gynecologist, we arrived at the house and it was locked with nobody home. But I'll be damned if that gynecologist didn't stick his hand through the mail slot and paint the whole house!"

    A church congregation sent out requests to all the professional painters listed in their local Yellow Pages, requesting a bid on a price to repaint their church building. Almost all of the painters were within a few dollars of their competition, as expected, with the exception of one well-known, well-established, local company, which had been in business for years and had an excellent reputation in the community. This particular painter's bid was about half of what his competitions had bid, and naturally, was selected by the congregation to do the job.On the morning the job began, the painter realized that he had underbid the job by 50%! Not wanting to lose the job, he decided to thin the paint out with water, so he would be able to complete the job for the price quoted.One week later, he received a call from the priest, explaining that after the first rain, half of the paint had washed off the church. The painter returned, looked at the building, and sure enough, the job was ruined. more...

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