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Neutron goes into a Pub & orders a beer.
The publican gives him a beer & says:
For you there is NO charge

A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
“How much will that be? ” asks the neutron.
“For you? ” replies the bartender, “no charge”

What do you call a neutron that has been around for a while?
An oldtron.

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink. The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks, "Hey - how much?" Bartender replies, "For you - no charge!"

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."