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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a
beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for abeer?"The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?".
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge".

A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.
The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks, "Hey - how much?"
Bartender replies, "For you - no charge!"

A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks "How much?"
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks, "Hey - how much?"Bartender replies, "For you - no charge!"

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"