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A dull but beautiful seventeen year old girl has been catching the eye of her JSS2 teacher but every effort to woo this girl never caught the eye of this girl.According to the directives of the PTA and the school ADministration no student will be promoted to JSS3 unless the student passed in all subjects. Unfortunately, this poor girl failed in Mathematics, the subject teacher of Nana Esi.She was a 'big mouth ' girl because she never went out with 'poor teachers'."
hei. Nana Esi, you scored only 20 in Maths And there is no way you can land your foot in JSS3, only your eyes will see there"
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Teacher I beg you I will give you fifty thousand cedis"
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Tweaa, do you the government doesn't pay me?"
After a long dialogue . the girl had to succumb to the teacher's option for sexual points.
The game started."
Teacher, how many points will you give me ?"
40, teacher answered the girl still pumping this poor more...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nana!
Nana who?
Nana you business!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Nana!
Nana who?
Nana, Hey, Hey, Kiss Him Goodbye! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Nana!
Nana who?
Nana you business!

FIRST QUESTION: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
SECOND QUESTION: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
THIRD QUESTION: Very tricky maths. Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Take 1000 and add 40. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
FOURTH QUESTION: Mary's father has five daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Q1: If you answered that by overtaking the second person you were first, you were absolutely wrong. If you overtake the second person and take his place, you are second.
Q2. Can you please explain how you can overtake the LAST person?
Q3 I'm afraid I answered 5000 to this question: I may have to ban myself from watching the programme. The correct answer is actually 4100. Check with your calculator.
Q4 Nunu? Nana? more...

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