Mystic Jokes

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    A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during the past 5 years he has been unable to obtain an erection. He feels just horrible because he is unable to have sex with his wife. He fears his wife may leave him for another man. Out of desperation the man has gone to every doctor and expert in the area. Despite numerous tests and suggested remedies, no reason for his impotence can be found and no cure has worked. The man decides to share his problem with his best friend. His best friend gets all excited and says, "I know who can help you! There is mystic and he was able to help someone else I know with the same problem! You must go see him!"So the man takes his friend's advice and goes to visit this curious mystic. The man explains his problem, the mystic looks him over and says, "Ah, yes, indeed I can offer a temporary cure." The man is just elated, he tells the mystic, "Whatever it is, please do it! I want to be able to have sex with my wife, more...

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    During a publicity outing, Hillary decided to sneak off and visit a fortune teller. As the mystic peered into her crystal ball, she delivered some grave news.
    "I'm sorry, there is no easy way to say this so I will be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow, for you husband will die a violent and horrible death this year," said the mystic.
    Visibly shaken, Hillary stared into the woman's face, then towards the flickering candle, then down at her hands. After composing herself and taking a few deep breaths, she steadied her voice and asked the fortune teller what she needed to know.
    "Will I be acquitted?"

    An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all times.
    The engineer chose fire, which gave humanity power over matter.
    The physicist chose the wheel, which gave humanity the power over space.
    The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols.

    The mystic chose the thermos bottle.
    "Why a thermos bottle?" the others asked.
    "Because the thermos keeps hot liquids hot in winter and cold liquids cold in summer."
    "Yes -- so what?"
    "Think about it." said the mystic reverently. That little bottle -- how does it know?"

    A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during the past 5 years he has been unable to obtain an erection. He feels just horrible because he is unable to have sex with his wife. He fears his wife may leave him for another man.
    Out of desperation the man has gone to every doctor and expert in the area. Despite numerous tests and suggested remedies, no reason for his impotence can be found and no cure has worked.
    The man decides to share his problem with his best friend. His best friend gets all excited and says, "I know who can help you! There is mystic and he was able to help someone else I know with the same problem! You must go see him!"
    So the man takes his friend's advice and goes to visit this curious mystic. The man explains his problem, the mystic looks him over and says, "Ah, yes, indeed I can offer a temporary cure."
    The man is just elated, he tells the mystic, "Whatever it is, please do it! I want to be able to have more...

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