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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says "boy...its hot in here"
The 2nd muffins says, "Holy s**t a talking muffin"

there are two muffins in an oven. 1 muffin says to the other one
"it sure is hot in here" and the other muffin says
"AHHHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

There once was a girl who loved goin up over the hills of her grandma's house. One day she was exploring and found a tree. This was no ordinary tree. It was a muffin tree. She loved muffins. She always came up to that tree and ate its muffins. But one day, she got tired. "
Why do you only grow blueberry muffins, muffin tree. Please make another muffin,"
she said. Now we all know that trees don't talk but that doesn't mean that they don't listen. The next day, there was a green, radioactive muffin on the tree. The girl tasted it. It was the best muffin she had ever had. But in three minutes, she fell over, dead.
The moral of the story is this... Never talk to muffin trees.

There were two muffins in a oven one muffin said "Man its getting hot in here!"Then the other muffin yelled,
"AAAHHH a talking muffin!"

this baker is baking some muffins and he puts them in the oven and one muffin says to the other muffin "its getting pretty hot in here" and the othe muffin yells "ahhh a talking muffin!"

Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"

Two muffins were in an oven and one says to the other "Oh my god its hot in here!" the other one says "HOLY SHIT a talking muffin"