Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.
He found out he had a tapeworm, and was instructed by the doctor to bring a muffin, a Twinkie and a cookie with him on his next visit.
When he was being examined the doctor shoved the muffin, the Twinkie, and finally the cookie up the guy's ass. The patient protested, but the doctor calmed him down, saying it was part of the therapy.
This treatment continued for several weeks and every time the doctor shoved a muffin, a Twinkie and a cookie up his ass.
Finally, after many visits, the Doctor instructed the patient to bring a muffin, a Twinkie and a mallet for the next visit.
The day arrived and this time the doctor shoved only the muffin and the Twinkie up the patient's ass.
After a few minutes the tapeworm appeared out of his asshole and demanded, "Where's my cookie!?" WHAM!!!
Ok so there are two muffins rite, and they are both in an oven. The first muffin goes "boy is it hot in here or what!" and the seconf muffin goes "HOLY SHIT, its a talking muffin!"
The girls dad took her out to get a chocolate muffin!
"dad can hve me hair cut please??"
"ye sure hun lets go in here"
The girl goes in the hairdressers to get her hair cut with her dad.
Hairdresser: you betta watch tha muffin
little girl, you might get hairs
all over it!
girl: I know i am going to grow big boobs
Their were two muffins in an oven.One muffin says, Boy its getting hot in here. The other muffin says AAAAAAGH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!
there were two muffins in an oven one muffin said "boy its hot in here" the other muffin said
"ahhhh a talking muffin"