Goodness Jokes

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    Little Girl

    Hot 1 year ago

    This is truly a heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers. This makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race. A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot.They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a dollar. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that more...

    A Heartwarming Story...

    Hot 6 years ago

    This is truly a heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers. This makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.
    A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.
    The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.
    She hung around and eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a dollar.
    The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration more...

    On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. Then took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room.
    "I'll be right back and we'll go to eat," she told her husband and she carried the coin-laden bucket to the elevator she noticed two men already aboard.
    Both were black.
    One of them was big... very big... an intimidating figure. The woman froze. Her first thought was: These two are going to rob me. Her next thought was: Don't be a bigot, they look like perfectly nice gentlemen.
    But racial stereotypes are powerful, and fear immobilized her. She stood and stared at the two men. She felt anxious, flustered, ashamed. She hoped they didn't read her mind, but knew they surely did; her hesitation about joining them on the elevator was all too obvious. Her face was flushed.
    She couldn't just stand there, so with a mighty effort of more...

    Muffinless

    Hot 2 years ago

    People eat muffins for breakfast, and for snacks. But not Harold. Harold was muffinless. He loved the tasty goodness of the top part and the more tasty goodness of the bottom part but still, he was muffinless. One day, Harold became ill and his doctor told him to stay in bed. On that day, it rained muffins. One day a neighbor came up to Harold and told him to have a muffin, but whether it was good, bad, poisoned, or delicious, we will never know, for that is the end of our story.

    A young Italian bride was having a talk with her mother on her wedding
    night.
    She said, "MaMa, I'va never been with a man before and I'm ascared.
    Whattama gonna do?"
    Her mother says, "Baby, just go to your husband, and you'll know what
    to do".
    So, the nervous bride goes upstairs to her husband and closes the
    bedroom door behind her. While she's standing across the room, her
    husband takes off his shirt.
    "Oh, my goodness" she screams as she runs out the door and down the
    stairs to her mother.
    "MaMa, he's a gotta hair all over his a chest!"
    Her mother replies, "Honey, that's OK, he's a man, he's supposed to
    have a hairy chest. Now go up back to your husband."
    The nervous bride again goes back upstairs to the bedroom and closes
    the door. Her husband takes off his pants.
    "Oh me goodness!" she screams as she runs out the door and down the
    stairs to more...

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