Michael Phelps Jokes / Recent Jokes

Michael Phelps acknowledged that a photo of him smoking pot is authentic. The good news is that he smoked it a half second faster than the French.

It was announced today that Phelps newest sponsor is in fact Rosetta Stoned.
There was no comment from the Phelps camp on this but there was a "skunkish" smell in the air and alot of coughing was heard.
The Olympic Committee annouced today that there will be another event added to the swimming competition. The 100m bongstroke.

Everyone used to wonder how michael phelps could eat 12,000 calories a day. Now they're like, oh munchies. got it

To which Michael Phelps responded by popping speed and doing a bump.

Today Phelps admitted his Olympic achievement was not quite what he’d hoped it would be. He said the only reason he swam so fast was the Chinese Press assured him he had a chance to win “Oct” (eight) - “Pool” (swimming) – “Co” (team) – “Gold” (medals)… Oct-Pool-Co-Gold… Accapulco Gold… you can see the confusion…