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    The winner of the

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    The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

    1997 Darwin Award Winner

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    You all know about the Darwin Awards - It's an annual honor given to the person who did the
    gene pool the biggest service by killing/injuring themselves in the most extraordinarily
    stupid way.
    The 1995 winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top
    of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it.
    In 1996 the winner was an air force sergeant who attached a JATO (rocket) unit to his car
    and crashed into a cliff several hundred feet above the roadbed.
    And now, the 1997 winner: Larry Waters of Los Angeles -- one of the few Darwin winners to
    survive his award-winning accomplishment. Larry's boyhood dream was to fly. When he
    graduated from high school, he joined the Air Force in hopes of becoming a pilot.
    Unfortunately, poor eyesight disqualified him. When he was finally discharged, he had to
    satisfy himself with watching jets fly over his backyard.
    One day, Larry, had a bright idea. He more...

    1.dumb guy: I have'nt slept all nite on the train.
    Friend: Why?
    Dumb guy: Got upper berth.
    Friend: Why did'nt you exchange?
    Dumb guy: oye, there was nobody to exchange with in the lower berth.
    2. A Teacher lecturing on population -
    In India, every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
    A dumb guy stands up - We must find & stop her!
    3. Dumb guy - Why are all these people running?
    Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
    Dumb guy - If only the winner will get the cup, why are the
    others running?
    4. Teacher: "I killed a person." Convert this sentence into future tense.
    Dumn guy: The future tense is, "You will go to jail."
    5. Dumb guy gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out,
    climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
    Dumb guy: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
    6. Dumb guy was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be more...

    A sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway.
    Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing
    The bystander says A Marathon race is going on Sardar: What do they
    get from that? Bystander: The winner will get a prize
    Sardar: Then why are the others running?!

    Banta and his colleagues were at work one day when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought tickets, seeing it was for charity.
    The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.
    His colleague who won the first prize got six month's supply of Cadbury's chocolates.
    Second prize winner got three month's supply of Cadbury's chocolates.
    Banta won the tenth prize - a toilet brush.
    About a week later, at the office canteen, the first prize winner asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes.
    "Great," said the the seond prize winner, "I love chocolates"
    "So do I," said the first prize winner. "And how's the toilet brush?" he asked Banta
    "Not so good," Banta said, "I think I'll go back to paper."

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