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You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.

Kelly Clark of the United States is the latest winner of the World Cup halfpipe event. The winner of the full pipe event was Michael Phelps.

Child: Why Are All These People Running? Father: Its A Race. The Winner Will Get The Cup. Child: If Only The Winner Will Get The Cup, Why Are Others Running???

Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs.... who arranged a running competition.
The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.
A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants....
The race began....
Honestly:
No one in crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower.
You heard statements such as:
"Oh, WAY too difficult!!"
"They will NEVER make it to the top."
"Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!"
The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one....
Except for those, who in a fresh tempo, were climbing higher and higher....
The crowd continued to yell, "It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!"

More tiny frogs got tired and gave up....
But ONE continued higher and higher and higher....
This one wouldn't give up!
At the end everyone else had given up climbing the more...

A sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway.
Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing
The bystander says A Marathon race is going on Sardar: What do they
get from that? Bystander: The winner will get a prize
Sardar: Then why are the others running?!

An old man is praying in a temple alone one day, and finally calls out to God, "I'm a good pious man Lord, so why must I be poor and destitute." God answers him, and says that he is sorry and he will be the next winner of the million dollar lottery. "Thank You my Lord," cries the old man. But months pass, and the winners are never him. Finally alone back in the temple, he calls out to God once again, "What happened God... did I misunderstand you, didn't you say I'd be the next winner of the lottery." And God answers "Do me a favor my son... buy a ticket!"

Jed: Why do you always play golf with Ed. He's a sore loser.

Fred: Because I'd rather play with a sore loser than a good winner.