Marathi Jokes / Recent Jokes

Jalashayane majhi far vitambana keli
lateshi bhetaycha manun HODI madharet neli
kinaryawril wifal pratiksha sampawun me madhadharet aalo
aata me ethe aani lat matra kinayashi geli

Na sampnare akhand swapna asave, na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet, grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet, na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet

1. Binglish (for Bombay_English).

2. Bhindi (for Bombay_Hindi)

3. This list is perpetually incomplete since the evolution of this language can never possibly cease.

4. Bhindi/Binglish: Pronunciations are in brackets following the words.

5. Chikna - Stands for any good looking fellow. Chikna actually means smooth.

6. Keeda - An absolute pest.

7. Jhakaas - Superb. Excellent.

8. Haila! - This originated from "Hai Allah! " but I don't think 99% of the users know about this. Haila would translate to "Oh God!"

9. ChappanTikkli/Punter/Tapori/Shana - Roadside loafer. Tapori is among the most commonly used words in Bhindi.

10. Bevada / Gutter / Taankee / Batli / JohnnyWalker - A Drunk.

11. Saand - A boisterous or an exceeding brash guy.

12. Chotay - For any kid working in a Tapri. If the shop has more than one kid all would have to be more...

1 manus sonara kade jato aani tayachi anngathi deto
sonara bolto annghati tumchya sasaryala Aavadli nahi ka
Aavadli O pan me nahi Aavadlo

Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte. ..

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

MARATHI MULAGA ANI MULGI

MULGA: Shabd Maze Geet Tuze,
Jeevan Gane Gashil Ka?

MULGI: Gaal Tuze Haat Maze,
Kanakhali Gheshil Ka?