Madonna Jokes / Recent Jokes

Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.

Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, "I'm going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy."

Not to be outdone, Britney ripped a $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy."

Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Christina bragged, "Look, I'm going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier."

At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy."

Father: I didn't want Madonna's adoption of my son, I thought she was adopting me. I want my son back.

Ricky Martin recently defended Madonna's adoption of a one-year-old Malawian boy, adding that he too would like to someday adopt.

He said, "Adoption certainly beats the alternative: having sex with a woman."

Madonna is planning to crucify herself on a mirrored cross during a concert just miles from the Vatican. Obviously the stunt has drawn ire from Catholic officials who have stated, “To crucify yourself in the city of the Pope is an act of open hostility”.
One official also added, “I just wish the bitch would stop wearing those awful, ‘Flashdance’ leotards.”

Not to be outdone by Brangelina, Maditchie (Madonna & hubby/director, Guy Ritchie) are planning to adopt a child in Malawi. Madge's reps have confirmed that she said, "I would like to adopt a one-year-old orphan, and, (sigh) okay, I guess he can be black."

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Madonna doesn't have one and the Pope never uses his. What is it? A last name.

Which really upset a donkey that happened to be next.