Light Bulb Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exclaim that the light-bulb has violated the socket, and the other to secretly wish that she was the socket.

Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb.
A: None. They are not interested in that short wave stuff.

Q: How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: False.

How many Irish people dose it take to screw a light bulb?
One, they will screw anything!