"Q: How many Prolog" joke

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Q: How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: False.

A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

There once lived three boys. They had really weird names. The first was named Nobody, the second was named Shut Up, and the third was named Manners.
One day, the boy named Nobody fell into the river. Shut Up and Manners went to the police station.
On the way to the more...

There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...

A couple took their young son for his first visit to the circus, and by chance their seats were next to the elephant pen. While his father was gone buying popcorn, the boy piped up, "Mom, what's that long thing on the elephant?"
"That's the elephant's trunk, more...

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Comedian:4 aliens joke: 4 aliens came to earth;1 landed in akindagarden class and learned how to say me.The other landed in a candy shop and saw a kid complain and say 'beacause he stole my candy' and that alien learned how to say because he stole my candy.The third one landed in a restarant and everyone was cheering 'forks and knives',so that alien learend how to say forks and knives.the 4fourth one landed in a disney show and one actor started to say forever and ever so that alien learned how to ay forever and ever.One day they murderd a man.The police asked them so questions."So who did the crime".Alien 1 said "me"."why" asked the police.Alien 2 said "because he stole my candy".The police asked "what did you kill him with?" Alien 3 said "forkes and knives."How long hould you be in jail?"Alien 4 aid "forever and ever."
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Comedian:4 aliens joke: 4 aliens came to earth;1 landed in akindagarden class and learned how to say me.The other landed in a candy shop and saw a kid complain and say 'beacause he stole my candy' and that alien learned how to say because he stole my candy.The third one landed in a restarant and everyone was cheering 'forks and knives',so that alien learend how to say forks and knives.the 4fourth one landed in a disney show and one actor started to say forever and ever so that alien learned how to ay forever and ever.One day they murderd a man.The police asked them so questions."So who did the crime".Alien 1 said "me"."why" asked the police.Alien 2 said "because he stole my candy".The police asked "what did you kill him with?" Alien 3 said "forkes and knives."How long hould you be in jail?"Alien 4 aid "forever and ever."
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Comedian:4 aliens joke: 4 aliens came to earth;1 landed in akindagarden class and learned how to say me.The other landed in a candy shop and saw a kid complain and say 'beacause he stole my candy' and that alien learned how to say because he stole my candy.The third one landed in a restarant and everyone was cheering 'forks and knives',so that alien learend how to say forks and knives.the 4fourth one landed in a disney show and one actor started to say forever and ever so that alien learned how to ay forever and ever.One day they murderd a man.The police asked them so questions."So who did the crime".Alien 1 said "me"."why" asked the police.Alien 2 said "because he stole my candy".The police asked "what did you kill him with?" Alien 3 said "forkes and knives."How long hould you be in jail?"Alien 4 aid "forever and ever."
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Comedian:4 aliens joke: 4 aliens came to earth;1 landed in akindagarden class and learned how to say me.The other landed in a candy shop and saw a kid complain and say 'beacause he stole my candy' and that alien learned how to say because he stole my candy.The third one landed in a restarant and everyone was cheering 'forks and knives',so that alien learend how to say forks and knives.the 4fourth one landed in a disney show and one actor started to say forever and ever so that alien learned how to ay forever and ever.One day they murderd a man.The police asked them so questions."So who did the crime".Alien 1 said "me"."why" asked the police.Alien 2 said "because he stole my candy".The police asked "what did you kill him with?" Alien 3 said "forkes and knives."How long hould you be in jail?"Alien 4 aid "forever and ever."
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