"Q: How many Prolog" joke

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Q: How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: False.

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey be very careful when you drive the ball-don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."The wife teed up and more...

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.

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Comedian:4 aliens joke: 4 aliens came to earth;1 landed in akindagarden class and learned how to say me.The other landed in a candy shop and saw a kid complain and say 'beacause he stole my candy' and that alien learned how to say because he stole my candy.The third one landed in a restarant and everyone was cheering 'forks and knives',so that alien learend how to say forks and knives.the 4fourth one landed in a disney show and one actor started to say forever and ever so that alien learned how to ay forever and ever.One day they murderd a man.The police asked them so questions."So who did the crime".Alien 1 said "me"."why" asked the police.Alien 2 said "because he stole my candy".The police asked "what did you kill him with?" Alien 3 said "forkes and knives."How long hould you be in jail?"Alien 4 aid "forever and ever."
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Comedian:4 aliens joke: 4 aliens came to earth;1 landed in akindagarden class and learned how to say me.The other landed in a candy shop and saw a kid complain and say 'beacause he stole my candy' and that alien learned how to say because he stole my candy.The third one landed in a restarant and everyone was cheering 'forks and knives',so that alien learend how to say forks and knives.the 4fourth one landed in a disney show and one actor started to say forever and ever so that alien learned how to ay forever and ever.One day they murderd a man.The police asked them so questions."So who did the crime".Alien 1 said "me"."why" asked the police.Alien 2 said "because he stole my candy".The police asked "what did you kill him with?" Alien 3 said "forkes and knives."How long hould you be in jail?"Alien 4 aid "forever and ever."
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Comedian:4 aliens joke: 4 aliens came to earth;1 landed in akindagarden class and learned how to say me.The other landed in a candy shop and saw a kid complain and say 'beacause he stole my candy' and that alien learned how to say because he stole my candy.The third one landed in a restarant and everyone was cheering 'forks and knives',so that alien learend how to say forks and knives.the 4fourth one landed in a disney show and one actor started to say forever and ever so that alien learned how to ay forever and ever.One day they murderd a man.The police asked them so questions."So who did the crime".Alien 1 said "me"."why" asked the police.Alien 2 said "because he stole my candy".The police asked "what did you kill him with?" Alien 3 said "forkes and knives."How long hould you be in jail?"Alien 4 aid "forever and ever."
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Comedian:4 aliens joke: 4 aliens came to earth;1 landed in akindagarden class and learned how to say me.The other landed in a candy shop and saw a kid complain and say 'beacause he stole my candy' and that alien learned how to say because he stole my candy.The third one landed in a restarant and everyone was cheering 'forks and knives',so that alien learend how to say forks and knives.the 4fourth one landed in a disney show and one actor started to say forever and ever so that alien learned how to ay forever and ever.One day they murderd a man.The police asked them so questions."So who did the crime".Alien 1 said "me"."why" asked the police.Alien 2 said "because he stole my candy".The police asked "what did you kill him with?" Alien 3 said "forkes and knives."How long hould you be in jail?"Alien 4 aid "forever and ever."
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