"Q: How many Prolog" joke

Q: How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: False.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. more...

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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!

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Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one

Michael J. Fox has a short one

Madonna doesn't have one and

Bill Clinton uses his a lot

What is "it"?



A last name!

Now what were you thinking?

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Comedian:4 aliens joke: 4 aliens came to earth;1 landed in akindagarden class and learned how to say me.The other landed in a candy shop and saw a kid complain and say 'beacause he stole my candy' and that alien learned how to say because he stole my candy.The third one landed in a restarant and everyone was cheering 'forks and knives',so that alien learend how to say forks and knives.the 4fourth one landed in a disney show and one actor started to say forever and ever so that alien learned how to ay forever and ever.One day they murderd a man.The police asked them so questions."So who did the crime".Alien 1 said "me"."why" asked the police.Alien 2 said "because he stole my candy".The police asked "what did you kill him with?" Alien 3 said "forkes and knives."How long hould you be in jail?"Alien 4 aid "forever and ever."
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Comedian:4 aliens joke: 4 aliens came to earth;1 landed in akindagarden class and learned how to say me.The other landed in a candy shop and saw a kid complain and say 'beacause he stole my candy' and that alien learned how to say because he stole my candy.The third one landed in a restarant and everyone was cheering 'forks and knives',so that alien learend how to say forks and knives.the 4fourth one landed in a disney show and one actor started to say forever and ever so that alien learned how to ay forever and ever.One day they murderd a man.The police asked them so questions."So who did the crime".Alien 1 said "me"."why" asked the police.Alien 2 said "because he stole my candy".The police asked "what did you kill him with?" Alien 3 said "forkes and knives."How long hould you be in jail?"Alien 4 aid "forever and ever."
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Comedian:4 aliens joke: 4 aliens came to earth;1 landed in akindagarden class and learned how to say me.The other landed in a candy shop and saw a kid complain and say 'beacause he stole my candy' and that alien learned how to say because he stole my candy.The third one landed in a restarant and everyone was cheering 'forks and knives',so that alien learend how to say forks and knives.the 4fourth one landed in a disney show and one actor started to say forever and ever so that alien learned how to ay forever and ever.One day they murderd a man.The police asked them so questions."So who did the crime".Alien 1 said "me"."why" asked the police.Alien 2 said "because he stole my candy".The police asked "what did you kill him with?" Alien 3 said "forkes and knives."How long hould you be in jail?"Alien 4 aid "forever and ever."
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Comedian:4 aliens joke: 4 aliens came to earth;1 landed in akindagarden class and learned how to say me.The other landed in a candy shop and saw a kid complain and say 'beacause he stole my candy' and that alien learned how to say because he stole my candy.The third one landed in a restarant and everyone was cheering 'forks and knives',so that alien learend how to say forks and knives.the 4fourth one landed in a disney show and one actor started to say forever and ever so that alien learned how to ay forever and ever.One day they murderd a man.The police asked them so questions."So who did the crime".Alien 1 said "me"."why" asked the police.Alien 2 said "because he stole my candy".The police asked "what did you kill him with?" Alien 3 said "forkes and knives."How long hould you be in jail?"Alien 4 aid "forever and ever."
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