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Q: How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: False.

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

A guy comes home from work feeling bad about the day's activities. He lays down on the couch and ponders his actions. Like most of us, his conscience has two voices; that of his good moral side and that of his mischievious side.
While staring at the ceiling, a voice in his more...

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!

One day a little girl was watching her mom make a great roast beef. She cut off the ends, wrapped it in string, seasoned it and set it in the great roasting pan. The little girl asked her mom why she cut off the ends of the roast. Mom replied, after some thought, that it was the more...

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Comedian:4 aliens joke: 4 aliens came to earth;1 landed in akindagarden class and learned how to say me.The other landed in a candy shop and saw a kid complain and say 'beacause he stole my candy' and that alien learned how to say because he stole my candy.The third one landed in a restarant and everyone was cheering 'forks and knives',so that alien learend how to say forks and knives.the 4fourth one landed in a disney show and one actor started to say forever and ever so that alien learned how to ay forever and ever.One day they murderd a man.The police asked them so questions."So who did the crime".Alien 1 said "me"."why" asked the police.Alien 2 said "because he stole my candy".The police asked "what did you kill him with?" Alien 3 said "forkes and knives."How long hould you be in jail?"Alien 4 aid "forever and ever."
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Comedian:4 aliens joke: 4 aliens came to earth;1 landed in akindagarden class and learned how to say me.The other landed in a candy shop and saw a kid complain and say 'beacause he stole my candy' and that alien learned how to say because he stole my candy.The third one landed in a restarant and everyone was cheering 'forks and knives',so that alien learend how to say forks and knives.the 4fourth one landed in a disney show and one actor started to say forever and ever so that alien learned how to ay forever and ever.One day they murderd a man.The police asked them so questions."So who did the crime".Alien 1 said "me"."why" asked the police.Alien 2 said "because he stole my candy".The police asked "what did you kill him with?" Alien 3 said "forkes and knives."How long hould you be in jail?"Alien 4 aid "forever and ever."
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Comedian:4 aliens joke: 4 aliens came to earth;1 landed in akindagarden class and learned how to say me.The other landed in a candy shop and saw a kid complain and say 'beacause he stole my candy' and that alien learned how to say because he stole my candy.The third one landed in a restarant and everyone was cheering 'forks and knives',so that alien learend how to say forks and knives.the 4fourth one landed in a disney show and one actor started to say forever and ever so that alien learned how to ay forever and ever.One day they murderd a man.The police asked them so questions."So who did the crime".Alien 1 said "me"."why" asked the police.Alien 2 said "because he stole my candy".The police asked "what did you kill him with?" Alien 3 said "forkes and knives."How long hould you be in jail?"Alien 4 aid "forever and ever."
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Comedian:4 aliens joke: 4 aliens came to earth;1 landed in akindagarden class and learned how to say me.The other landed in a candy shop and saw a kid complain and say 'beacause he stole my candy' and that alien learned how to say because he stole my candy.The third one landed in a restarant and everyone was cheering 'forks and knives',so that alien learend how to say forks and knives.the 4fourth one landed in a disney show and one actor started to say forever and ever so that alien learned how to ay forever and ever.One day they murderd a man.The police asked them so questions."So who did the crime".Alien 1 said "me"."why" asked the police.Alien 2 said "because he stole my candy".The police asked "what did you kill him with?" Alien 3 said "forkes and knives."How long hould you be in jail?"Alien 4 aid "forever and ever."
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