A man went to a psychiatrist to seek some help for depression. As he entered the reception room he noticed two doors marked "Men" and "Women". He went through the door marked "Men.
He then encountered two other doors marked "Extrovert" and "Introvert". He decided that he was an introvert and opened that door. He found himself in a room with two more doors marked "Those Making $40,000 and Over" and "Those Making Less than $40,000."
He knew that he made less than $40,000, so he opened that door. He found himself outside the building.
It takes less time to do the thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
First I was afraid I was petrified
At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side
I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head.
If I'd known for just one second you'd assault me in your bed…
I tried to go, walk out the door
But you've been sitting on my legs and I can't feel them anymore
And now you're sitting on my face, my nose has vanished - not a trace,
I only hope that your big knickers aren't made of liquorice lace
I want to go, I've got to leave
Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave
Only hope that no one saw me walking home with such a slut.
God the things that you get up to when you're half cut.
Please let me go, I'm getting scared
There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly breasts from being bared.
I think that I must have been mad,
God what made me want to court her?
With t*ts that look like Tesco bags I've just filled up with more...
Loretta Nall is making quite a splash as the write in candidate for Alabama governor's race. What started a s a big joke has gotten her a spot in the lime light. Just another point showing sex sells and men aren't picky.
Her campaign is offering T-shirts and marijuana stash boxes adorned with a photo of her with a plunging neckline and the words: "More of these boobs." Below that are pictures of other candidates for governor -- including Republican incumbent Bob Riley and Democratic Lt. Gov. Lucy Baxley -- and the words: "And less of these boobs."
Maybe she will get elected and set the women of Alabama back another 50 years.