"It takes less time to do the thing…" joke

It takes less time to do the thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Chuck Norris can actually un-scramble an egg.

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The United Nations conducted a worldwide survey with one single question:

"Would you please give your opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure:

* In Latin America, they didn't more...

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A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"

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