Lesbians Jokes / Recent Jokes
IF TWO COUPLES RACED TO CALIFORNIA; A COUPLE OF LESBIANS AND A COUPLE OF MALE GAYS WHICH COUPLE WOULD WIN? WHY THE LESBIANS WOULD WIN BECAUSE THEY WOULD GO "
LICKETY-SPLIT"
. THE MALE GAYS WOULD BE TOO SLOW "
PACKING THEIR SHIT"
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Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race to LA.Which of the two will get there first? The Lesbians, because the gay guys are still getting their shit packed!
If two lesbians and two gays and two gays and two lesbians are leaving for Alaska at the same time, who will get there first?
The lesbians - they get there lickity spilt,
while the gay guys had to stay home pack their %#$#!
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.