Jorge Jokes

A new intern at heart&cross hospital was looking for an experienced doctor to sign off on him sending a patient to surgery.He saw a nicely tanned man giving orders to someone else so he walked up to him. "Could you sign this for me"? he asked.
The man signed the sheet and the intern thanked him and walked away.the next day the intern walked into the hospital and was informed by the security that he had been fired.the intern asked why.the security guard told him that he had sent a patient to surgery without having a doctor sign off on it.yes I did I had him sign it.he pointed to the man who he had sign the sheet who was now moping the floors. "Him"? asked the security guard. "That's Jorge the nicely tanned head-janitor".

A mom, Bri, and a son, Jorge, were eating dinner at the dinner table. Jorge pushes his plate away and says, "I'm done."
Bri glances at Jorge's plate and notices he still has a pile of peas on it, "No you don't. Not untill you eat all of your food."
"I don't like peas."
"They are not peas they are green M&M's but the trick is you can't taste the candy untill you swallow them."
Jorge gets excited and sticks a spoon full of peas in his mouth. Then he grabs his glass of milk and takes a drink.
Jorge says, "your right mom they do taste like M&M's. Why don't you try?"
"Who do you think you're kidding?," replies Bri and gives Jorge a sly look.
"Who do YOU think you're kidding?," Jorge says grabbing his glass of milk and pouring the peas out of it onto his plate.