Taste Jokes

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    This actually happened at Harvard University in October of this year
    In a biology class, the prof was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male semen?"
    "That's correct", responded the prof, going on to add statistical info.
    Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
    After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class... and never returned.
    However, as she was going out the door, the Prof's reply was classic...
    Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of more...

    Honey Lifesavers

    Hot 1 year ago

    A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of Lifesaver candies and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons, and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored Lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. "I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your mommy and daddy probably call each other all the time." Instantly, Lil' Johnnie coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Spit 'em out! Spit 'em out! They're assholes!!"

    Miracle Doctor

    Hot 3 years ago

    A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he can do except for Banta, the town's grouch.
    So Banta went to this 'Miracle Doctor' to prove that he wasn't so miraculous.
    He goes and tells the doctor, "Hey, doc, I have lost my sense of taste. I can't taste nothing, so what are you going to do?"
    The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little, then tell Banta, "What you need is jar number 43."
    "Jar number 43?", Banta wonders.
    So the doctor leaves and after five minutes brings a jar and tells Banta to taste it.
    He tastes it and immediately spits it out, "This is Shit!" he yells.
    "I just restored your sense of taste Banta," says the doctor.
    So Banta goes home very mad.
    One month later, Banta goes back to the doctor along with a new problem, "Doc," he starts, "I can't remember!"
    Thinking he got the doctor, the more...

    The dinner guest

    Hot 7 years ago

    Maurice and Sadie invited Nigel, their gentile neighbour for a Passover dinner. The first course was served and Sadie said to Nigel, “This is matzoh ball soup.”
    When Nigel saw the two large matzoh balls in the soup, he was hesitant to taste this strange looking brew. But Maurice gently persuaded him to try it.
    “Just have a taste. If you don’t like it, you don’t have to finish it, honestly.”
    So Nigel has a taste. He digs his spoon in and picks up a small piece of matzoh ball with some soup. He tastes it gingerly and finds he likes it very much. Quickly he finishes his plate.
    “That was delicious”, says Nigel. “Can you eat any other part of the matzoh?”

    Taste It

    Hot 7 years ago

    A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumcision in the on-site surgery.
    As they were walking, they heard a scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the girl's feet.
    "What's this, "she asked.
    "Taste it," he replied, "If you like it, I'll give you a whole one!"

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