Islam Jokes / Recent Jokes
Whilst being accosted by a certain aggressive Fundamentalist sect the other day it dawned on me that the major world's religions have fundamental mindsets, styles, and procedures not unlike those of popularly-known businesses. For example, consider the world's major religions:
HINDUISM: Much like an import market -- a wide variety of curios, trinkets, bizarre weapons, and grotesque statuary; colorful, gaudy, elaborate, and of questionable taste. The building has several floors but there are no stairs between them.
BUDDHISM: An arts shop with a range of elegant and sophisticated curios pleasing to the eye and harmonious to the mind, though not necessarily of much practical use. However, you must buy one of everything. .. but if you just want to browse, that's OK too.
JUDAISM: A large banking concern that's been in the family for generations. Plush carpet, nice leather chairs, memorabilia of the past arranged on the walls; generally they prefer to deal with insiders but more...
From the Toronto Star:
[A] Canadian Human Rights Tribunal heard two weeks of testimony from eight mosque members alleging “Islamophobia” at [UPS's] west Toronto plant...The eight women, who lost their jobs at UPS, say Islam dictates that they wear a full-length skirt for modesty. The courier company insists that any skirt be knee-length for safety, as workers climb ladders up to 6 metres high.
Under their skirt, the women wear full-length trousers but say they do not want the lower part showing in case the shape of the calf can be discerned.
If they don’t want the shape of their calves to be discernable, I recommend Twinkies.
Yesterday i bought a teddy bear for $15 and i have just successfully sold it on ebay for $30 now i have the muslims after me for making a profit out of a teddy!!
OfficeMax recently dropped its advertising from Michael Savage's nationally syndicated radio show after the Council on American-Islamic Relations pressured advertisers to do so.
OfficeMax has further agreed to start broadcasting the Islamic call to prayer five times a day and provide footbaths for Muslim shoppers waiting in long lines to buy poster paper for protests.
An Indian Muslim couple exchanged wedding vows by telephone after the groom, who lives abroad, said he did not have money to return home to get married.
Great, this means even wedding vows are being outsourced to India these days.
Reports have surfaced about a baby doll that utters various gibberish including “Islam is the light.”
People, you don’t want this thing in your house. Remember what happened the last time there was a serial killer doll on the market:
Jermaine Jackson said on Monday he wants his brother Michael to convert to Islam.
"Michael, I feel, needs to become a Muslim because I think it's a great protection for him from all the things that he's been attacked with."
Adding: "America hates terrorists more than pedophiles right?"