Ignoramus Jokes / Recent Jokes

1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won't be.3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.4. When she stops to open her mouth, it seems it is only to change whichever foot was previously there.5. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.6. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.7. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.8. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.9. This employee should go far and sooner he starts, the better.10. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.11. The biggest tool in the shed.12. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.13. A room temperature IQ.14. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together.15. A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.16. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.17. A prime candidate more...